Jack Newhorse

Music, mostly

Author: Jack Newhorse

  • A response to that Horse Cock song: “Butterfly Pussy” song for small ensemble

    A response to that Horse Cock song: “Butterfly Pussy” song for small ensemble

    After arranging Pepper Coyote’s “No Cock Like Horse Cock” for orchestra and chorus, apparently there was more to be said.


    Lyrics

    There are those who say that the horse cock is the best
    That their cocks are the cockiest when you put them to the test
    But I’ve found genitalia that is better than the rest
    So just sit right down, I’ll tell you what it is.

    It’s not the panda penis with its bony little bone
    The puppy dick is cute, but it can knot take the throne
    The kitty dick is scary with its spiky danger zone
    It’s not the duct I want to shoot the jizz.

    My tastes are simpler, kinder, sweeter
    Hold me while I beat my meat-er
    Touch my butt and call me Dieter
    Give me just one thing:

    Butterfly pussy, butterfly
    Butterfly pussy, butterfly

    It comes in three varieties, depending on the need,
    Three sweet configurations made to take your steaming seed
    The exporian’s my favorite, fills me with a lusty greed
    Though exporians can be a bitchy bunch.

    With a groove that’s on the outside of a saucy, saucy whore,
    You can always see the juice that shot up in the heretofore
    From the entry point until the sexy, sexy ovipore
    It’s an open-bar buffet I want to munch

    So let me stick my aedeagus
    In your microscopic puss-puss
    Turn this me-me into us-us
    Make the angels sing:

    Butterfly pussy, butterfly
    Butterfly pussy, butterfly
    Butterfly pussy, butterfly
    Butterfly pussy, butterfly

  • “No Cock Like Horse Cock” for orchestra and chorus

    “No Cock Like Horse Cock” for orchestra and chorus

    I think Pepper Coyote’s song “No Cock Like Horse Cock” is a goddamn yiffyfur anthem. 


    So I orchestrated it (with Pepper’s permission) for chorus and orchestra and recorded a synthesized orchestra part. He graciously allowed me to pull together a few singers to open his NSFW show at Motor City Furry Con 2019. People loved it!

    Pepper Coyote has agreed to let me release this arrangement under a “Creative Commons” license — specifically, CC-BY 4.0. That means anybody (including you!) can put together a performance at future cons, meets, weddings, bar mitzvahs, what have you. Here are your resources:

    Also available for the musically nerdy (but not necessary for performance) are:

    A version with four-part (SATB) chorus is also available by request. And if you have a performance lined up, I’ll re-arrange it for whatever you have.

    Questions? Contact @JackNewhorse on Telegram.

  • “Prayer to Persephone”: Song for voice and orchestra

    A short song for voice and orchestra. Text is “Prayer to Persephone” by Edna St. Vincent Millay, from her 1921 collection “Second April”.

    LYRICS

    Be to her, Persephone,
    All the things I might not be;
    Take her head upon your knee.
    She that was so proud and wild,
    Flippant, arrogant and free,
    She that had no need of me,
    Is a little lonely child
    Lost in Hell,—Persephone,
    Take her head upon your knee;
    Say to her, “My dear, my dear,
    It is not so dreadful here.”