A response to that Horse Cock song: “Butterfly Pussy” song for small ensemble

A response to “No Cock Like Horse Cock”.

After arranging Pepper Coyote’s “No Cock Like Horse Cock” for orchestra and chorus, apparently there was more to be said.


Lyrics

There are those who say that the horse cock is the best
That their cocks are the cockiest when you put them to the test
But I’ve found genitalia that is better than the rest
So just sit right down, I’ll tell you what it is.

It’s not the panda penis with its bony little bone
The puppy dick is cute, but it can knot take the throne
The kitty dick is scary with its spiky danger zone
It’s not the duct I want to shoot the jizz.

My tastes are simpler, kinder, sweeter
Hold me while I beat my meat-er
Touch my butt and call me Dieter
Give me just one thing:

Butterfly pussy, butterfly
Butterfly pussy, butterfly

It comes in three varieties, depending on the need,
Three sweet configurations made to take your steaming seed
The exporian’s my favorite, fills me with a lusty greed
Though exporians can be a bitchy bunch.

With a groove that’s on the outside of a saucy, saucy whore,
You can always see the juice that shot up in the heretofore
From the entry point until the sexy, sexy ovipore
It’s an open-bar buffet I want to munch

So let me stick my aedeagus
In your microscopic puss-puss
Turn this me-me into us-us
Make the angels sing:

Butterfly pussy, butterfly
Butterfly pussy, butterfly
Butterfly pussy, butterfly
Butterfly pussy, butterfly