A song for our times, with apologies to The Ramones.
And here it is without swearing:
Lyrics released as CC-BY: You’re free to make derivative works (and please do!), giving credit to “Jack Newhorse, jacknewhorse.com”.
A version without that one swear word is at https://youtu.be/V_hdh6uQoJ8.
LYRICS
I’m Feeling Isolated
Parody of Ramones “I Wanna Be Sedated”
2020 you can go fuck yourself oh,
I’m feeling isolated
Nothing to do, no where to go oh
I’m feeling isolated
Living at a distance, feeling really rough
Virtual massages don’t do near enough
Working in my undies, working in the buff
Oh no oh oh oh oh
2020 you can go fuck yourself oh,
I’m feeling isolated
Nothing to do, no where to go oh
I’m feeling isolated
Sitting in the kitchen, don’t know what to do
Nothing for me inside and nothing outside too
Drink another coffee and make another poo
Oh no oh oh oh oh
2020 you can go fuck yourself oh,
I’m feeling isolated
Nothing to do, no where to go oh
I’m feeling isolated
Nation full of dummies, sunburn on their tongues
Crowding on the beaches, heads all up their bungs
Can’t say that I’ll miss them when they’re coughing up their lungs
Oh no oh oh oh oh
2020 you can go fuck yourself oh,
I’m feeling isolated
Nothing to do, no where to go oh
I’m feeling isolated
Time for introspection, don’t like what I see
Thought I’d write a novel or smash the bourgeoisie
Instead I sit around playing Final Fantasy
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Ba ba baba, baba ba baba, I’m feeling isolated
Ba ba baba, baba ba baba, I’m feeling isolated
Ba ba baba, baba ba baba, I’m feeling isolated
Ba ba baba, baba ba baba, I’m feeling isolated